Thursday, October 29, 2009

Playboy – October 2009 / Poland (Anna Mucha)

Playboy – October 2009 / Poland (Anna Mucha)
Polish | 22 pages | PDF | 23 Mb

Playboy Poland edition is made especially for you with the issues and items that make it the most readable men’s magazine in the world with the unique beauty of Poland women inside.


http://rapidshare.com/files/299316770/Pl0yb0y_2009_10_Poland_28Anna_Mucha29.rar

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

MuckBoots Adult Daily Garden Shoe

MuckBoots Adult Daily Garden Shoe

Keep your feet comfortable while tackling light gardening projects with the MuckBoots Adult Daily Shoe. These 100-percent waterproof, shoes have a stylish, sleek, streamlined design that’s versatile enough to wear as a casual daytime shoe, but they’re designed especially with outdoor work in mind. They feature durable, natural rubber uppers; an insulated shell that will keep your feet warm and dry in the winter as well as cool and comfortable in the warmer months; an extra-comfortable, lined footbed with moisture-control lining; and an easy-to-clean, dirt-resistant exterior. The unisex shoe is perfect for gardening, farm work, walking on the beach or playing at the park.
Reviews from Customers

“Fantastic”
I take the dog out for a walk every day…about 2 miles. I figure I walked about 2000 miles in my first pair of Muck shoes, all on blacktop, before the soles finally gave out. I immediately bought another pair.

I wear them on hot summer nights and in rain, slush, snow and single digit temperatures.

Super comfortable, warm in winter, cool in summer and totally waterproof. I especially like just being able to step into them. I’m about to buy a pair of taller boots from Muck boots for when the snow’s a little deeper.My highest recommendation.. Not the greatest looking shoe in the world, but in my opinion, by far the most practical, comfortable shoe on the market.

“Best garden shoes EVER!”
These are the best garden shoes ever. They are so easy to slip on and off, they stay on even my narrow heeled foot, which is usually a problem for me, and are as waterproof as they are claimed to be. They seem very sturdy, and will really last. I would recommend these to anyone who wants a comfortable, waterproof very well made shoe.

“Garden Shoes”
I have had a pair of MuckBoots for years and know that the quality is great. So I purchased this pair as a Christmas gift for my Mom. The only challenge was the sizing. When I initially ordered them they only had unisex sizing…so when I received them they were men’s size. When I looked it up again, the sizing had been changed to reflect men’s/women’s. I reordered and they were a perfect fit. My Mom loves them!

See all detials of MuckBoots Adult Daily Garden Shoe

 

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Milf Next Door At It's Best

Milf Next Door At It’s Best

We spent a whole day at the office complex trying to find a milfand we were ready to give up until we saw jasmine. she was coming down the skyway in thisamazing business suit that was showing off her cleavage. you could even see a little of thered bra that was holding back those tasty melons. she was on the way to get some lunchwhen we came along.…Join here!

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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Banana - 18 Year Old – Under Boob Cleavage – Nuff Said

Factoid: A banana is the most unique of all fruit because unlike any other fruit it does not come from trees. Instead it comes from giant herbs plants and are related to lily and orchid family.

Bananas are rich in vitamin B6 and are an excellent source of fiber, vitamin C, magnesium and potassium. Lack of B6 in a diet can cause weakness, irritability and insomnia. The potassium found in bananas reduces the risk of high blood pressure and stroke. Unless of course your wife or girlfriend’s sister looks like this » » » » » »

Potassium is also essential for helping muscles to contract properly during exercise and reduces cramping. Think about a time when you wouldn’t want to cramp up.

A medium-sized banana provides 400 mg of potassium – 11% of daily value and contains 110 calories with 4 grams of fiber. Bananas also contain plenty of carbohydrates which are the body’s main source of energy. They are also easy to digest.

Research also shows that serotonin and norepinephrine in bananas may naturally help sufferers overcome depression. They are the good mood food. Especially if it’s a man watching a girl eat a banana.

 

Bananas are good for making babies… ur… uh… I meant babies, bananas are good for actual babies.

Green tipped bananas should be selected for cooking or ripening, yellow ones should be selected for eating and brown-specked ones should be selected for baking breads, muffins and cookies. As the bananas ripen, they will taste sweeter because the starch in the fruit will turn to sugar. Store your bananas on the counter at room temperature until they reach the ripeness you desire. The peel of the fruit will darken in the refrigerator but the banana inside will remain firm and delicious. To ripen a banana faster, place it in a brown paper bag with an apple or tomato overnight.

Fun Challenge Of The Day:
(be sure to post comment about your experience) Next time you get turned down for something reply by saying:
So I guess a blowjob in the parking lot is out of the question.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Getting Back Into the Dating Scene

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replied, “Mom I have someone for you to meet.”

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont.

Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked, “Why the black panties?”

She replied: “My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning.”

He knew he was not getting lucky that night.

The following night was the same — she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit — but now he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked: “What’s with the black condom?”

He replied, “I want to offer my deepest condolences!”

Monday, October 12, 2009

Sport för dig, porr för mig

Idag börjar TV-serien I Zlatans fotspår på SVT. Naturligtvis kommer jag att titta (på webb-tv).
Inte för att jag är det minsta intresserad av vem som kan tänkas gå i Zlatans enorma fotspår. Nej nej. Jag vill bara se honom. Och höra honom säga smarta saker. Vacker man. Vacker dialekt. Lång och gänglig. Aaah.
Fotboll är för mig vad pornografi är för dig.
Andra män i min ålder och position har en mapp som de har döpt till “XXX” i datorn. Jag har en mapp som jag har döpt till “Fotboll”.
Aaah.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

What the Fuck’s Up with Chuck asks THE GoToNegro

Dear GTN,

I was recently involved with a guy. In the beginning he was so sweet and good to me, however the moment we slept together he became a complete asshole. He would say mean things and blow me off, etc.

We decided to just be friends. So, even though I’m still kind of hung up on him, I decided I would “fake it” til I “make it” and just pretend I didn’t care about him. Almost immediately he began being all sweet and nice to me again.

WTF? Is he screwing with me on purpose? Are there rules to these mind games I should know about?

Thanks,

What the Fucks Up with Chuck

 

 

Dear Up Chuck,

 You done fucked up. This is classic “keep the booty call at arms length” behavior. And you, my dear, have gotten yourself put on the “Fuck Buddy” list.

 You have gotten yourself caught in the mental masturbation that men put themselves through trying to figure out, “How can I tap that ass, kick her to the curb but still have an open invitation to the drunk dial hookup the next Saturday night I’m contemplating dating Rosie?”  Unless you’re Jack Nicholson and have sold your soul to the devil for use of a spell that makes young girls forget that your are an ancient, balding, overweight, letch, who’s relevance ended with the first run of the bell bottom, you have no hope of pulling this off correctly. No matter how fly a guy you think you are. Ask Charlie Sheen.

 Now, I have nothing against the “Fuck Buddy System” as long as all parties involved are on the same page. Clearly you are in a completely different library.

 Your “fake it til you make it” attitude is commendable. But, you and I both know it never works at anything except your nerves. If you keep hanging around this guy that you are still “hung up on” you are going to end up buried in a Tyrannosaurus Rex size pile of shit with nothing but a plastic spork.

 You need to break all ties with this game player, unless Russian Roulette is something you enjoy. If you are looking for Prada shoes you don’t shop at Home Depot. Don’t try and pursue a meaningful relationship with someone who is emotionally empty to you.

 

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Monday, October 5, 2009

Sweet child - Violent adult

A British study found a disturbing link between sweets consumption in childhood and violent behavior in adulthood. Although they could not yet explain the mechanism behind this relationship, researchers say that it is there.
The study, conducted at Cardiff University, involved 17,500 people and is the first to explore the relationship between diet followed in childhood and aggressive behavior in adulthood.

Results showed that children who, at the age of 10 years, ate sweets daily, had a significantly higher risk to suffer convictions for violence up to the age of 34 years.
69% of those who had such convictions had consumed sweets almost every day when they were kids, while only 42% of non-violent had a similar diet.
The relationship was significant even after removing other factors such as parents’ behavior, the area from which the participants came from, lack of education after the age of 16 years and owning a car.
So far, researchers have discovered an explanation of the link. One hypothesis suggests that children who are given sweets daily learn not to delay getting a reward, they get used to head straight off what they want, develop an impulsive behavior, and if they do not get what they want, easily lose themselves and assigns violent impulses.
An alternative explanation is that to aggressive, unruly and difficult children, parents give more sweets to calm them.
Finally, a third hypothesis suggests installing a dependent of certain additives present in sweets, which leads to aggressive behavior in adulthood.
The conclusions of the study have been criticized by Julian Hunt, communications director of the Food and Drink Federation (FDF), but Professor Simon Moore, who led the project, said it is convinced that there was a relationship between high consumption of sweets in childhood and later aggressive comportment and that researchers efforts will focus on the discovery of this relationship mechanism.