by Simply Salacious
I like to streamline the process of acquiring sex. Rather than succumb to the haphazardness of the hookup market, I retain an excess supply of love pumps by employing a reserve system keeping one man at a time to preserve simplicity. This allows me to relax and go beyond what can be attained in a one night stand without all the complications of a privileged friendship or commitment.
My current reserve is a 40 year old recently divorced man with children. I call him The Chiropractor. The Chiropractor and I met at a bar one night. We hit it off quickly and headed back to my place. The usual hookup activities ensued. Clothes came off, intense kissing and foreplay all leading to the main event. I knew after glancing at his naked body I was in for a treat. A complete package: Expert in the art of cunnilingus, chiseled body and hung. This man had length *and* girth. The Chiropractor pulls out his condom, and in his struggle to put it on, I assess the situation, access my stash and say, “Here try this.” He puts it on with ease and giving a satisfied look asks, “What is this?” I replied, “It’s a Magnum” and giggled at his shock. ”I’m what size??” he echoed. “Yes, darling,” I said, “you are a hung man. Am I the first to tell you?” The Chiropractor then went on to explain that no, no one ever informed him that he was large and he assumed condoms were just supposed to be difficult and fit like tunicates. Now uncontrollably laughing I laid there naked astounded a man so gifted, so experienced could be so ignorant about the awesomeness of his penis. When the laughter eventually ended, I experienced the extreme pleasure of that awesomeness over and over again.
-Simply Salacious
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